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This sucks!
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This is my summer vacation?
Looking out at the street?
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Hey, don't sell
the street short,
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lotta cool stuff
happens out there.
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Yesterday I saw a guy pushing
a broken salon chair.
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All my friends are off
doing cool stuff.
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Toshi's at SAT camp,
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Barry's teaching tracing
at his old daycare,
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and Snot's working
at his uncle's
meatpacking plant.
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Those are cool things.
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Summer vacation's the worst.
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You shut your
queso hole, amigo.
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Summer vacation is
the sole reason
I became a principal.
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Well, that and the easy access
to low-grade drugs.
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It's summer!
We can do anything we want!
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Ride bikes to RB Burger,
take a piss
off the ol' bridge.
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Hell, we could explore
those unfinished homes
on the edge of town.
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Ah, that stuff is all so lame!
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What is it
you want to do, Steve?
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Actually, I did have
this great idea
the guys never wanted to do.
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Design an app where kids
can hang with other kids.
No parents. No adults.
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A place where kids
are free to connect
and blossom on their own.
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Hell yeah, I consider
myself a kid at heart.
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Well, no one treats me
like an adult, at least.
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And you know
I want what's best for kids.
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All I do is in their honor.
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Oh! It's the guy
with the salon chair!
He's going the other way!
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Maybe he was going
the wrong way before.
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Something tells me that cat's
always going the wrong way.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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On my app, without
adult influence, kids can
just connect and have fun!
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Kids do hate adults
up in their biz!
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Yeah, but how you
going to keep
the adults off the app?
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Kids can hear
two to three registers
higher than adults.
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{\an8}So, by using an audio login,
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{\an8}we could keep adults out.
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Ah. Smart!
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Well,
the most important thing
for any app is influencers.
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{\an8}Influencers bring traffic
to the site.
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Hey,
I'm kayaking down here!
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I follow
all the big influencers
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and if I could get my hands on
a few green ones,
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they could become
the real deal
and get you tons of users.
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You got a name for the app?
Gotta have a cool name.
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{\an8}I was thinking KidzZone.
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Euch!
- Horrible.
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{\an8}Kids don't like stuff
that sounds like
it's for kids.
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{\an8}All the cool vapes
I take from kids
have sexy, vague names like...
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{\an8}Blue Violet.
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Whoa!
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Hey! My gut is going crazy.
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There must be
an amazing idea in here.
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{\an8}Oh, Hideki's gut is
famously business savvy.
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{\an8}Hey, my son's
funny-looking friend,
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{\an8}do you see anyone in here
who might have an idea?
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{\an8}Me! I do!
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{\an8}A social media app
for kids only,
no adults allowed!
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{\an8}And it's called...
Blue Violet.
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{\an8}That's so stupid.
What a stupid name.
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{\an8}And run by a kid?
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{\an8}That is too funny.
I'm finding this
all very funny.
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{\an8}Maybe this is the good idea.
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{\an8}Chicken, froyo,
some kinda tan stuff.
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{\an8}This has so much flavor!
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{\an8}Almost too much flavor
for my stomach to contain!
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Hideki's right.
We can't start a tech company.
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No, no, no, no, Steve.
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Now we must start the company.
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To spite Hideki's sorry ass.
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- What?
- The fish is right.
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When you're
faced with adversity,
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you've gotta remember
one thing...
Fuck the haters.
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Yeah, huck them faders, bro.
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Come on, Brian,
let's educate this kid.
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♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro ♪
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♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro ♪
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♪ When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ♪
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♪ H-E-double-L
and you can add an "o" ♪
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♪ If you standing in my way
you can get bent ♪
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♪ I should kill you fool
But I gave it up for Lent ♪
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♪ Let 'em get you heated
Make your blood boil ♪
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♪ Let that rev your engine
like a 90 octane oil ♪
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♪ Time for you to nut up
Time for you to buck up ♪
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♪ Tell Hideki
and his kind to kindly
shut the [bleep] up ♪
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♪ Listen to us
We know what we're sayin' ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're the baddest
boys around
And I ain't even playin' ♪
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♪ I got a sick orange truck
and a fly alcove ♪
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♪ And all around my town
They look at me
as if my name's Hov ♪
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♪ You think
I briefly dated Danuta
By listening to haters ♪
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♪ No, I told them where to go
and suck my now and laters ♪
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♪ It's ya boy Brian Lewis
And I'm here to boast ♪
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♪ Top-four principal
on the whole east coast ♪
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♪ Well known from Newport news
to Michigan ♪
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♪ I take little punks
and mold them into citizens ♪
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♪ But if you come at me wrong
Be it night or day ♪
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♪ I'll burn it all down
and yell ♪
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♪ Come out and play ♪
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♪ It's not just from us
whom you should take a page ♪
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♪ Steve Jobs started Apple
'cause he knew how to rage ♪
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♪ If Marie Curie wasn't pissed
There'd be no radium at all ♪
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{\an8}♪ And Miley would have never
written Wrecking Ball ♪
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♪ Steve, you're a badass bitch
So let 'em know ♪
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♪ Direct 'em to your nuts ♪
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♪ And tell them
where to blow ♪
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♪ Come on! ♪
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Oh, ouch! That guy
didn't know
what hit him.
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What happened?
Where's the Ridiculousness?
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It's turning channels,
but nothing's on!
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It's the cable.
I'm on with the cable company.
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He says their whole
business model is broken.
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Gotta buy a streaming box
or something.
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No! No, no. Cable worked.
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This is not a streaming house.
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But then no Ridiculousness.
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How are we going to have fun?
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Jeffy, people been
having fun for eons,
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sharing stories and songs.
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I got this old banjo.
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Nope, I'm out.
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I'm gonna go light a cigarette
off the stove
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and smoke
the whole thing inside.
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Thanks again
for pushing me to start this.
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Oh, look at the server!
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See that blinking light?
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That means we have a user!
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Probably from me, man.
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{\an8}Been bustin' my fin
all over town trying
to market the app to kids.
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Hanging around schools,
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that bagel shop
the Chimdale High girls go to.
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Carefully inserting myself
in their conversations.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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Don't worry,
I'm a marketing guru, bro.
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There he is!
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That fish tried to get
my kid to some website
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with no adult supervision!
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My son says he kept repeating
"no adult supervision."
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Gotta stay on message.
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I emailed every parent I know,
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and posted on
as many Facebook pages
as possible to tell their kids
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to stay away
from your terrible site!
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Thanks a lot, Klaus!
We're ruined!
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Whoa! Look! The server!
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If there's one thing
kids love doing,
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it's what their parents
tell them not to do.
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Pssh. Don't you ever doubt me,
I'm the voice
of the youth, son.
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I have the mind of a child.
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Hey, Stevie Jobs.
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I just got a notice
from Langley Electric
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that we're using
$800 of juice a day!
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Hmm. I think Roger got
a new Dyson vacuum.
Maybe that's it.
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Either cover the costs
or shut it down.
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Steve, maybe it's time
to take on a few
local advertisers.
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No! We're never gonna do ads!
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Maybe that's why I am here.
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My gut led me here
late last night.
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I spent the last five days
at Langley General.
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While there I realized
your app probably was
the idea my tummy liked,
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and not
the plate of garbage I ate.
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It takes a big man
to realize that.
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Please, let me invest
in your childish company.
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I'll give you
all the money you need,
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you keep doing
what you're doing,
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and we split it all 50-50.
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I'll do it.
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but you only get 25%.
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25%?
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Yeah, 'cause
we're splitting it four ways.
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Gut?
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- Deal.
- Yes!
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♪ Level up, level up,
level up ♪
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♪ Blue Violet ♪
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♪ I've been working
my whole life for this ♪
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♪ I'm on the straight
and narrow
so I would never miss ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ I've got big brain energy
and I know how to use it ♪
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♪ Now I got this chance
I'm not gonna lose it ♪
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♪ We're blowin' up
out of here ♪
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♪ Levelin' up
past the stratosphere ♪
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♪ It's not the time to fade ♪
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♪ It's the time to shine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪
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♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪
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♪ Now we got kids logging on
across the globe, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ All the way from
Taipei to Rome and Mexico ♪
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♪ 'Cause kids are the future
Adults are the past ♪
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♪ So climb on your modem
And kiss my digital ass ♪
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♪ S-Train, K-Dog, LewLew
You know that's tight ♪
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♪ The three of us
We keep the ship upright ♪
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♪ 'm the one in charge
My man Klaus
Best marketer in the game ♪
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♪ And Lewis he came up
with the name ♪
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So you came up with the name?
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That's right Jimmy.
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Blue Violet.
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Ha-ha! That's so funny.
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I laugh so hard at everything.
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♪ Yo, it's your boy Klaus ♪
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♪ I run the influencer house ♪
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♪ I keep traffic flowin'
to the site ♪
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♪ With dancers and singers
that delight ♪
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♪ Got a guy that prays
to the Lord ♪
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♪ And a girl that can
chop through a board ♪
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♪ This girl knows how
to make leftovers last ♪
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♪ And this guy makes
sandwiches super fast ♪
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♪ I keep this house purring
Like a Porsche Cayenne ♪
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♪ A tech temple fit
for a Digital Mayan ♪
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♪ And like a 10-year-old
that looks presidential ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're not even close
to reaching our potential ♪
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♪ It's not the time to fade ♪
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♪ It's the time to shine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪
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♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪
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00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,732
♪ Level up, level up,
level up ♪
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♪ Blue violet... ♪
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This is great fun.
I don't miss TV at all.
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00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,328
But... would anyone mind
if we classed it up
just a touch?
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I'm already there.
223
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Classy!
224
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,545
This summer vacation
has turned out amazing!
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For us, and all the kids
talking to each other
on our app!
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00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,468
I heard a kid from Sweden
and another from Rhode Island
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are working on
solving climate change!
228
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,847
Using bootleg Simpsons porn!
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Man, great ideas
always seem so obvious
after the fact.
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Ah, good,
you all are together.
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Magic Merv's Gummy
Vegan Treats made us
a multi-million-dollar offer
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for naming rights
to our video player.
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It's not an ad, technically.
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No!
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00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,909
So sorry, I don't know
what got into me.
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00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,995
I ate some more garbage
the other day,
maybe that's it.
237
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,003
So, uh,
Simpsons porn, you say?
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
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we're planning the world's
first digital sleepover.
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No rules, no bedtimes.
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Drink Mountain Dew,
wet the bed, doesn't matter.
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Steve Smith.
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Tina McTines, teen journalist
for the New York Teen Times.
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I'll get right into it.
245
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,771
I love the heart
behind Blue Violet.
246
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:31,316
Which is why I was
so bummed to see you start
allow advertising.
247
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,609
No, no, no, no, no.
248
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,111
We'll never have advertising.
249
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Uh, yes you do.
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Ahh! Ahh!
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Ahh!
252
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Sexy Sodas? Big Fun Guns?
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We said no ads!
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And I noted that.
255
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,166
But even
with your three "no" votes,
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00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,837
the board still
voted in favor of
allowing advertising.
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Board?
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00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,506
You agreed to
the board of fat cats
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the first day you signed
into your computer.
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00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,718
It was in the little
Terms and Agreement popup.
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00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,430
Or didn't you read it?
You clicked that you read it.
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00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,807
What? Nobody reads those.
263
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,435
I know!
264
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,103
I tricked you!
265
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,773
I thought it would be easy
because you are a kid
and it was!
266
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,609
Hey! I have another idea.
267
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,736
Let's vote Steve
and his friends
out of the company!
268
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,738
All in favor?
269
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,160
Oh, and we also get to name
your first-born child!
270
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,537
That was in the terms as well!
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We're thinking
Dorkface Stinkerbutt!
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Unless it's a boy!
Then we're gonna
call him Gary!
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00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,387
Klaus,
Hideki stole the company!
274
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What's going on here?
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I don't know, man.
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00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,975
I think drugs may have
gotten into the house.
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I'm up! I'm up!
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- Ca-ka!
- Ca-ka!
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Up? It's 4:00 p.m.
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Certified mail
from Blue Violet.
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But we're Blue Violet.
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Eviction?
283
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,405
That's what
I've been telling you!
284
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,658
Hideki installed
a board of directors
and kicked us out!
285
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,619
Hey man, you got
to change your tone,
286
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,456
Lewis and I
are on a lot of Molly.
287
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Hayley.
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00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,003
Jeffrey.
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- Roger.
- Stan.
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00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,469
This is exactly the dumb shit
I knew was going to happen.
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00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,473
Man, it might be
the total lack of serotonin
in my brain right now,
292
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,600
but I am devastated.
293
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Hideki stole
everything from us.
294
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,814
And the app is doing
the exact opposite
of what it was supposed to.
295
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,483
It's actually hurting kids.
296
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,818
I heard child obesity
is up 200%
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since they let
all those ads on.
298
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,491
I got all this stuff
on your app!
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00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,744
Thanks, Steve!
300
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,498
We should've never
even started the app.
301
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,500
Then let's destroy it.
302
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,835
Yeah, let's huck Fideki up!
303
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,337
Wait a second,
304
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,839
I did install a kill switch
in the original programming
305
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,676
back when we started
and I didn't trust you guys.
306
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,302
- Great thinking!
- So smart!
307
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,137
We just have to
get to the servers.
308
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,472
Good luck with that,
309
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,558
I'm buddies
with the security guards there
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and they're always bragging
about how it's impossible
to break into that place.
311
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,273
And they say it
with such bad breath!
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Which I jokingly call
the first level of security.
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Come on,
the three of us created
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the greatest app for children
in the history of the world!
315
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,365
Surely we can
think of something.
316
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,284
Maybe that's it... the app!
317
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,327
We can use it
the way it was intended.
318
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Use the app to defeat the app.
319
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,956
What? What are we doing?
320
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,917
We can outsource help
from kids on the app.
321
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,337
Adults still can't log in.
Hideki'll never see it coming.
322
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,089
Never see what exactly?
323
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,925
Write down all
the security features
your buddies told you about.
324
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,303
And I'll start
getting us help.
325
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,721
Guys, for real.
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00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,222
What are we doing?
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00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,767
Blue Violet?
328
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,645
I got
a new name for you...
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Blue Violence.
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♪ To my generation ♪
331
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♪ This is a call ♪
332
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,031
♪ The old ways not working
It's time for a change ♪
333
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,325
♪ Don't know what I'm sayin'
Get the fuck out my lane ♪
334
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,118
♪ We'll take it from here
We mean no pain ♪
335
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,704
♪ Your money and your clout
They just ruinin' the game ♪
336
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,247
♪ But I'm not here
just to complain ♪
337
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,915
♪ You won't see it comin'
Won't see a thang ♪
338
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,834
♪ Rip your arms off
like an orangutan ♪
339
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,378
♪ By the time you wake up
We'll be sippin' champagne ♪
340
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,755
♪ Won't know which way is up ♪
341
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,214
♪ Eatin' your meals
from a cup ♪
342
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,425
♪ Tell the stars
and the birdies ♪
343
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,594
♪ That I say, wazzup ♪
344
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,387
♪ This marriage, no longer ♪
345
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,930
♪ Has a prenup ♪
346
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,724
♪ I'm like
your scorned husband ♪
347
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,809
♪ Pullin' up
in the U-Haul truck
348
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,062
♪ You think it's funny
but honey, Nothin' funny
'bout money ♪
349
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,814
♪ 'Cuz now you're messin''
with my cash
You think I'm a dummy ♪
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00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,441
♪ I'm hungry
and I'm gonna eat ya ♪
351
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,360
♪ You play with my cheese
Better be on a pizza ♪
352
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,236
♪ Now you're prayin' to God
on your knees ♪
353
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,739
♪ Well, get ready
'cuz he wants to meet ya ♪
354
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,243
♪ You just fucked
with the wrong kid ♪
355
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,997
♪ Regrets, you're about
to have a few ♪
356
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,959
♪ Gonna wish that
you'd run away and hid ♪
357
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,962
♪ Remember that
when our nuts drop into view ♪
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00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,673
♪ Hideki ♪
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00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,342
♪ You're a piece of trash
I'm coming for you ♪
360
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,387
♪ Gonna shove my fist up your
little [bleep] and there's
nothing that you can do ♪
361
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,056
And I'm going to rip that
dumb little g
out your stomach!
362
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,600
And I'm gonna eat that shit
in front of your kids!
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00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,768
Toshi and Akiko!
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00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,853
That's right,
I'm sayin' their names.
365
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,357
♪ Do something,
motha [bleep] ♪
366
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,983
♪ All your
I'll [bleep] on your ass! ♪
367
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,485
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
368
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,744
All right. Go time.
369
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,394
Okay, Captain Tommy,
let us know when
the coast is clear.
370
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:03,773
Aargh. Security's headed away
on the starboard side.
371
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,488
Just a few more steps
and the coast be clear.
372
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,449
Aye, the coast be clear.
373
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,266
Right on time.
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00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,832
Touchdown.
375
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,462
There it is...
376
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,887
Not so fast.
377
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,555
How did you know
we were coming?
378
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,681
I didn't.
379
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,517
My tummy led me here
three days ago.
380
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,770
I did not know why,
I was hoping maybe it was
to befriend a mouse,
381
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,522
which has always been
a dream of mine.
382
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,148
You need to stop the app.
383
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,775
It's horrible for children.
384
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,110
Unfortunately, I do not care.
385
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,570
Screw you, you can't stop us!
386
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,533
He's not going to shoot us.
I'm friends with his son.
387
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,951
They're Tasers.
388
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,870
I'll tase the crap out of you.
Show him.
389
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,957
{\an8}- Why'd you tase me, Mitch?
390
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,875
{\an8}You skipped right over Trevor.
391
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:50,755
Steve, I think maybe
it's time for you two
to catch a flight out of here.
392
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,429
Change of plans,
we're going to need pickup
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00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,807
on the north side of 16. Now!
394
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,227
Ahh!
395
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,539
Here. Now we can
stream Ridiculousness.
396
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,834
Oh, splat!
397
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,838
Man on TV get hurt in balls.
398
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,214
I don't know,
I like streaming.
399
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,633
Oh yeah, for sure.
I was an early adopter.
400
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,177
Oh, no!
401
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,472
I think that guy
just broke his dick!
402
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,601
So they'd already backed up
all the servers, huh?
403
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,271
Yep. We woulda had to blow up
an Amazon server farm in Texas
404
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,858
and a satellite
to even cause a dip
in the site's traffic.
405
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,277
Oh yeah, nowadays
it's all up in the cloud.
406
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:57,655
I would have told you,
but I was super confused
about the plan.
407
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,657
I got a court date
in two weeks.
408
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,201
Hopefully the school district
will let me keep an eye on
the kids from jail.
409
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,871
I mean, a lot of people work
remote these days.
410
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,081
- You guys are back!
411
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,626
Meatpacking is not for me.
412
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,212
They made me name all the cows
before they got slaughtered,
413
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,340
I still don't know why
that's a job.
414
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,635
Sorry about
your website Steve.
415
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,094
I'm still using it.
416
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,641
"Dear Steve,
417
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,726
"your company has been
very profitable for me.
418
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,813
"To show my appreciation,
I have dropped all charges
against you,
419
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,607
"that man, and that fish.
420
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,903
{\an8}"Also, I told Toshi
next summer he does not
have to go to SAT camp
421
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,821
{\an8}"if he spends time
with you instead.
422
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,657
{\an8}"He could learn
a lot from you."
423
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,284
{\an8}Hell yeah!
What a bitchin' summer.
424
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,245
{\an8}You know, I learned
a very valuable lesson
this summer.
425
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,122
{\an8}Maybe it could
help you guys, too.
426
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,541
{\an8}♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro... ♪
427
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,920
{\an8}♪ When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ♪
428
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,756
{\an8}♪ He-double-L
and you can add an "o"